New Species...
haha... u noe... a new species has kinda emerged since last yr... but im only bloggin abt it now... haha... here r the details...
Genus: S73
Species name: 04S73ians
Population number: 26
Habitat: HCJC (one way to find them is to go c the class bench)
Structure: No different frm any other human species
General Characteristics: (oh boy... a lot on this... haha... :)
1) simply ADORES Beng Beng: over-idolisin of her has resulted in this species havin a unique way of speakin some english words... like "isn't it" has become "iseneh"... "i mean" has become "ar min"... one of the most prominent characteristics of this species is the sudden mass cheerin of a strange string of words n some numbers tt somehow sounds like english... but the way the species pronounces it sounds a bit strange... n a notable fact is tt this cheer does not hav a proper order... goes smth like this "iseneh (x3), yes or norr (x3), ar min (x3), 9233 (x3), horijauntal (x3), Beng Beng (x3)"... research shows tt the phrases used in this cheer r "Beng Beng-ish" in nature... n a leader will dictate the order of the words in this cheer...
2) has a strong likin for synchronized clappin: research has shown tt all it takes is for one member in the population to start the beats... n the whole population will respond to it wif a variety of claps... exceptionally loud clappin... often draws the attention of teachers n other students... science has yet to provide a suitable explanation for y their ear-drums r not spoiled yet...
3) loves to play a prank on teachers: several case studies hav proven this characteristic to be extremely prominent as well... one juz happened yday... when the physics sub-population locked their phy teacher outside of the phy lab durin practical... n their incessant laughin when they notice tt Tam has got vege stuck in her teeth... such r the few of many case studies tt can be provided to illustrate this characteristic of this extremely mischievous species...
4) has extremely strong bondin: altho the population is small... there exists a certain bondin btw the grp tt is neither of van-der-Waals forces nor electrostatic attraction forces... considerin tt the entire human body is made up of atoms n molecules... n its amazin at the rate at which this force grows strong... within a period of 1 yr... the bondin has grown to such an extent tt this population will miss each other if kept apart for too long... n their enthusiasm at attendin class outings... again... science has yet to provide a suitable explanation for this yet...
Summed up in the 4 pts above r the general characteristics of the species of 04S73ians... n there has been an addition to this genus... 05S73... meanwhile... ur loyal scientist researcher will observe the happenings to determine if this new population of 26 will hav any characteristic similar to their seniors...
Signin off, X!@ng 2 (senior researcher of population behaviour)
wahahahahahaha... this is a very lame entry... hope u all like it... n to all 04S73ians... outin nxt fri hor... at east coast... must go!!! n i love u all!!! :)
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